If you’re looking for a Five-Star Infinity* Pool with a heated towel rack and a guy named Ricardo bringing you poolside mojitos… you’ve taken a very wrong turn at the last coconut tree.
*The “infinity” part depends entirely on how much it rained last night!
Welcome to the jungle! We have a “natural pool,” which is fancy talk for “a hole in the ground filled with jungle juice.” It’s got a concrete base, so you won’t feel like you’re stepping on a swamp monster’s tongue, but the rest? Pure, unadulterated nature.
